Ask Aria.

Ask your inaugural SSW Puroresu Heavyweight Champion, wiki baroness, thirst magnet, and Valley Girl extraordinaire some stuff.

How are you going to hold that world title up with those noodle arms?

Chase Vedder wrote:How are you going to hold that world title up with those noodle arms?

I've done a good enough job of it so far, thank you very much. And on the off chance my arms get tired from holding it up for so long, Gronk can help me out. c:

What was your initial reaction to becoming the first SSW Puroresu Heavyweight Champion?

Brian Daniels wrote:What was your initial reaction to becoming the first SSW Puroresu Heavyweight Champion?

Shock, mostly. I wasn't really expecting to win, not that it made me disappointed or anything. I already didn't expect to get flung into the world title picture upon stepping into the fed with this character anyway, so I couldn't have asked for anything else. In my mind, I had kinda reconciled ways that both Nas or Jay would win that each made sense in my head. I'm grateful, though, and I'm excited to see what else I do as champion.

HELLO.

1.) Are you a weeb sympathizer?

2.) Which weeb would you like for Gronk to deal with next?

3.) Why is Gronk so awesome?

4.) How do you go about asking out a hot bombshell of a blonde, who you also happen have to destroy in the ring next week?

Gronk wrote:HELLO.

1.) Are you a weeb sympathizer?

2.) Which weeb would you like for Gronk to deal with next?

3.) Why is Gronk so awesome?

4.) How do you go about asking out a hot bombshell of a blonde, who you also happen have to destroy in the ring next week?

HELLO, BEST BODYGUARD IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

If Khmaoch counts, yes. If not, hell nah.

Kawada isn't nice to me, make him go away. :c

Gronk is awesome bc it's easy to be awesome when no one can dispute your awesomeness to your face without being turned into a human pancake. Also, one Gronk is the equivalent of like 4 weebs. Gronk cannot be stopped.

Uhhh, well. Maybe you should ask her out before, and then say that the forthcoming match is all business and not personal? Perhaps try not completely murdering her so that, ya know, she'll actually be in good enough condition to go on said date, should she accept the invite. Bring her flowers! See if that works.